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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire.
Then, after lunch...pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet.
At the height of your madness, you will callbeachgypsey
And the two of you will proceed to...have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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What will your Funeral be like?
by rashock
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You will die by:You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:August 18, 2039
Number attending your funeral?158
How much will you leave to friends and family?$1,765,069
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Your Superhero Persona
by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero NameThe Ferret
Super PowerSevere Mood Swings
EnemyThe Disgruntled Mailman
Mode Of TransportationUnicycle
WeaponScissors
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